August 21, 2015

touring advice

We don't travel too often, but we've all been around the block before.  Here is some advice to new bands that we just learned from our trip to Grand Rapids.

1.  Make sure the straight edge kid in the band got a good night sleep so he can drive while other people pass out.

2.  Taco Bell employees will most likely fuck with your food because you asked too many question about menu items at 3am.

3.  Never pee in a big cup and try to dump it out the window going 80mph.  Most of it just comes back in the van.

Happy Touring!

March 29, 2015

still writing!

We are currently finishing our first full length release!  In the meantime (helmet!) we are still writing new stuff that we'll play live.  Next show is June 13th at The Loving Touch in Ferndale with the legendary Mustard Plug and Voodoo Glowskulls!!!!

February 23, 2015


The cassette only song "See You In Hell" is now up for you listening pleasure on our Bandcamp!

Click the cassette cover to warp right over there.

February 16, 2015


First practice of the new year!'s been a while.  New song done!

January 4, 2015

We are still alive!!!!!

We've been recording our debut full length.  Drums, bass and guitars are finished.  Vocals are up next.  Stay tuned!

August 8, 2014

c3po limited cassette for sale!

There's only 10 of these babies made available to the public.  You can get your's now through East Grand Record Company.  Click the link to grab one!