Not dead. Not yet.

Obviously We're Terrible at this!!!

It's been a LOOOOOOONG time since we've posted here.  Very sorry!  We have news coming up soon!

our record release show!!!

Tonight!

Black christmas 2016

What a lineup!  Municipal Waste?  Are you kidding???  This is going to be one of the most fun Black Xmas shows yet!

Next Show! It's a big one!!!

Photoshop!!!

Yep! That's Right! Agent Fucking Orange!!!

Saturday night berserker schedule

We're on at 8:45.  Get there early!

Berserker Is Coming To Get You!!!

touring advice

We don't travel too often, but we've all been around the block before.  Here is some advice to new bands that we just learned from our trip to Grand Rapids.

1.  Make sure the straight edge kid in the band got a good night sleep so he can drive while other people pass out.

2.  Taco Bell employees will most likely fuck with your food because you asked too many question about menu items at 3am.

3.  Never pee in a big cup and try to dump it out the window going 80mph.  Most of it just comes back in the van.

Happy Touring!

Thx Punk News!

Review of our EP! Click the cover.

Tonight!

Woot Woot!

This is going to be fun!!!!

still writing!

We are currently finishing our first full length release!  In the meantime (helmet!) we are still writing new stuff that we'll play live.  Next show is June 13th at The Loving Touch in Ferndale with the legendary Mustard Plug and Voodoo Glowskulls!!!!

SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!

The cassette only song "See You In Hell" is now up for you listening pleasure on our Bandcamp!

Click the cassette cover to warp right over there.

Fianlly!!!!

First practice of the new year!  Yeah...it's been a while.  New song done!

We are still alive!!!!!

We've been recording our debut full length.  Drums, bass and guitars are finished.  Vocals are up next.  Stay tuned!

it's BBQ TIME!